10 Steps to Staying Alive

1. Do not drive or operate machinery after using alcohol or drugs.

2. Stay away from heavy machinery, sharp tools and weapons.

3. Stay away from mentally and emotionally unstable people.

4. Stay on land, not in the sea, or in the air or in outer space.

5. Keep a low public profile and become a silent achiever.

6. Don't make people or groups have reason to hate you.

7. Look before you walk or leap, and think before you act.

8. Be prepared, consider all possibilities, and don't take risks.

9. Don't poison yourself with tobacco, alcohol, drugs or meat.

10. Cultivate health, happiness and enjoy a spiritual inner peace.